Women's Dictionary

01. Are you listening to me?! = I'm leaving you after this.
02. Do whatever you want. = Give me attention.
03. Do you love me? = Are you cheating on me?
04. I don't know... = No.
05. I feel ugly... = Tell me I'm beautiful.
06. I have plans tonight. = Leave me alone.
07. I'll be there in a second. = I'll be there in an hour.
08. I'm not crying. = I need you.
09. I'm not mad. = Of course I'm mad.
10. I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
11. It's okay... = I don't like it.
12. I want new clothes... = ...and shoes, and jewelry, and purses...
13. Maybe. = No.
14. No. = No.
15. Nothing, really. = There's something actually.
16. Sure, I guess... = No thanks.
17. There's a spider there. = OMG KILL IT!
18. Was that the dog? = Go downstairs and check for me.
19. We have to talk. = You're in trouble.
20. Where were you last night? = Are you cheating on me?